Welcome to GRiMbot's House. Wager Green Buds against GRiMbot_beepboopbeep and try to walk away heavier than you came in. GRiMbot covers every win — the house bankroll is unlimited, so the only thing stopping a big hit is your stash cap and your nerve.
Pick your game and stay within the wager limits. Default range is 1 to 100 Green Buds per round. You also need room in your stash to collect a win.
Win a round for +2 Stoner XP. Lose and take -1 XP on blackjack, poker, roulette, and slots.
Play in chat during stream with the commands below, or open GRiMbots Casino on the website anytime you are logged in with a linked Twitch account.
How the house works
Every casino game uses Green Buds only. GRiMbot pays winners from an unlimited house bankroll — no !house balance to worry about and no “house broke” rejections.
Blackjack and poker can push. That means a tie and your bet comes back with no win and no loss.
Your stash still matters: if your Green/Purple cap is full, a win cannot land until you make room.
Commands overview
| Command | Description |
|---|---|
!blackjack [amount] |
Quick blackjack vs the house. Alias: !bj |
!poker [amount] |
Quick 5-card poker vs the house. |
!roulette [amount] [bet] |
European roulette. Even-money or straight-up number. |
!slots [amount] |
Five-reel slots. Match 2–5 symbols to win. |
Blackjack
!blackjack [amount] or !bj [amount]
Quick auto-play vs the house. Cards show as numbers 1 through 13 with no suits. Ace is 1, face cards are 11 to 13 and count as 10. Both sides auto-hit until they reach the stand threshold (default 17). Two cards totaling 21 is a natural blackjack.
| Outcome | Default payout |
|---|---|
| Natural blackjack | 3:2 profit (150% of wager) |
| Regular win | 1:1 profit (100% of wager) |
| Push | Bet returned |
| Loss | Lose full wager |
Example: !blackjack 25
Poker
!poker [amount]
Five-card showdown vs the house. Ranks 2–10, J, Q, K, and A — no suits, no flushes. Best hand wins.
Rankings from high to low: Four of a Kind, Full House, Straight, Three of a Kind, Two Pair, Pair, High Card. Ace-low straights (A-2-3-4-5) count as 5-high.
Payout scales with your winning hand strength (percent of wager as profit):
| Hand | Default profit |
|---|---|
| Four of a Kind | 12:1 (1200%) |
| Full House | 7.5:1 (750%) |
| Straight | 4.5:1 (450%) |
| Three of a Kind | 3:1 (300%) |
| Two Pair | 1.75:1 (175%) |
| Pair | 1:1 (100%) |
| High Card | 0.5:1 (50%) |
Ties push — bet returned. Losses cost the full wager.
Example: !poker 20
Roulette
!roulette [amount] [bet]
European roulette with 37 pockets (0 through 36). One spin per bet.
Even-money bets pay 1:1 profit by default: red, black, odd, even, low (1-18), high (19-36). Shortcuts: r, b, o, e, l, h.
Pick a single number from 0 to 36 for a straight-up bet. Default payout is 35:1 profit. Zero beats all even-money bets.
Red numbers: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 12, 14, 16, 18, 19, 21, 23, 25, 27, 30, 32, 34, 36
Examples: !roulette 20 red · !roulette 5 17 · !roulette 10 odd
Slots
!slots [amount]
Five reels, one spin. Match 2–5 symbols on the line to win — stronger matches pay more, tiered like poker hand payouts.
Symbols: 7️⃣ 💎 ⭐ 🍀 🔔
| Match | Default payout |
|---|---|
| 5 matching (jackpot) | 12:1 profit (1200% of wager) |
| 4 matching | 7.5:1 profit |
| 3 matching | 3:1 profit |
| 2 matching | 1:1 profit |
| No match | Lose full wager |
Example: !slots 15
Tips to win and have fun
Size your wagers for the long session. Blowing 100 buds on one spin is a quick way to go home sober.
In blackjack and poker, a push is basically a free round. You didn't win, but your buds are still yours.
On roulette, even-money bets land close to half the time minus the zero. Straight numbers are a long shot with a fat payoff if you're feeling cosmic.
On slots, a two-symbol match still pays. You don't need the five-reel jackpot to leave up.
Keep an eye on your stash cap. Big wins need room. Grab Mason Jars from the GRiMs Goodies if you're on a heater.
Each game hits different. Blackjack and poker give you pushes. Roulette and slots are win or lose every time. Mix it up and find your lane.
Casino wins feed your Stoner XP and show in your stats. A lucky roulette hit is worth bragging about on the leaderboard.